Here are the pictures of the trophy-size beast that my brother Spencer and I speared in my house. Our spears were
constructed with broomstick handles with a nail fastened to the end with electrical tape. Before engaging in the hunt, we felt that it was imperative to blast the stereo with the soundtrack from “The Last of the Mohicans”. This, of course, aided us by setting the mood we needed to be in to face such a dangerous journey.
We tore the entire house apart to bag this ferocious beast. It was a worthy foe, but in the end, we came off victorious. We were able to corner the beast from a distance with an air-soft gun that is normally used to shoot wild cats that enter my garage. (a lot of good those cats did *sarcasm implied*). Spencer made the first successful spearing from 2 ½ feet away, Robb was credited with the assist because he flushed him to Spencer. A second spearing was required by Robb to put the vicious monster out of its misery.
We have concluded that the savage beast entered the house one afternoon when Carlie and Olivia were playing (they left the door open for a while). It is assumed that the beast sought refuge in our house due to construction around us.
A small memoriam, to honor our fallen foe, was constructed near the site where the diabolical creature met his ultimate fate. The animal is currently at the taxidermy and will be place next to his memoriam.
We tore the entire house apart to bag this ferocious beast. It was a worthy foe, but in the end, we came off victorious. We were able to corner the beast from a distance with an air-soft gun that is normally used to shoot wild cats that enter my garage. (a lot of good those cats did *sarcasm implied*). Spencer made the first successful spearing from 2 ½ feet away, Robb was credited with the assist because he flushed him to Spencer. A second spearing was required by Robb to put the vicious monster out of its misery.
We have concluded that the savage beast entered the house one afternoon when Carlie and Olivia were playing (they left the door open for a while). It is assumed that the beast sought refuge in our house due to construction around us.
A small memoriam, to honor our fallen foe, was constructed near the site where the diabolical creature met his ultimate fate. The animal is currently at the taxidermy and will be place next to his memoriam.
4 comments:
You guys are dorks, but I'm glad that you caught the mouse!
We want to know why we have not been added to your blog?? barkerfamily1321
I'm starting to worry about the the killing of animals in the Lifferth house after the story you told me and now the blog. j/k It was so fun to meet and hang out with the Liffereth crew last weekend. Let me know if you want me to email you my pictures of the gang.
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